Relax, it's just sex.

I've always been confused about why prostitution is criminal, but pornography is legal. I mean, really, it's pretty much the same thing, only with a camera added. This makes no sense to me.

But pornography is safer (in a not getting yourself axe-murdered sort of way) and legal and pays better. But, also, easier for people to point to twenty years down the road and go zOMG.

Hrm.

PEOPLE, STOP CALLING ME.

SERIOUSLY.

I can't hear! Ears. Not functioning. I am not ignoring you because I don't like you, I am ignoring you because I am incapable of using the telephone.

Also, I'm not in school anymore, so please stop asking me questions about Brown, too! I'm on medical leave. I am hoping to get back there eventually -- we'll see how it goes!